I hate most things BI


madeofplantsandmagic:

majormitchmajor:

lukeaustinyeah:

little-king-of-the-stage:

His tattoo translates to ‘faggot’. WHY

Because i am one.



“Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.”
-George R.R Martin.

madeofplantsandmagic:

majormitchmajor:

lukeaustinyeah:

little-king-of-the-stage:

His tattoo translates to ‘faggot’. WHY

Because i am one.

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“Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.”

-George R.R Martin.

moarrrmagazine:

Miniature dogs by SuAmi

shitthesignssay:

rapidopatter:

blimpcat:

hussie-stole-my-soul:

iheartpkmn:

8lue-8lood-vriska-serket:

shitthesignssay:

Aries- Grabs the nearest chainsaw and hacks that shit up
Taurus- Carefully carves the top off and bakes the seeds for a nice snack
Gemini- Comes up with 10,000 ideas, gets bored and executes none of them
Cancer- Isn’t allowed to use knives yet, angrily jabs at it with a spoon.
Leo- Stacks 3 pumpkins on top of one another and makes a giant pumpkin man
Virgo-Carves a traditional Jack-o-Lantern and places a candle inside
Libra- Rather than carve it, Libra paints it and repaints it every few days
Scorpio- Pulls out plans made in April, spends days in solitude making the perfect scary face
Sagittarius- “Accidentally” chops it in half, kicks it and throws it a the neighbors car
Capricorn- Has someone else do it for them, complains how much stress it caused them
Aquarius- Researches the entire background of pumpkin carving, decides to carve an eggplant because they’re under appreciated
Pisces – Carves it in early October, is upset when it rots before Halloween night

Homestucks where are you?

This needs to be a thing. Calling all Homestucks.

someone please illustrate this

This accurately portrays every single character omfg

You called?















WHEN THINGS GET ILLUSTRATED AND CITED PROPERLY AND I DON’T HAVE TO KILL ANYONE<3 

shitthesignssay:

rapidopatter:

blimpcat:

hussie-stole-my-soul:

iheartpkmn:

8lue-8lood-vriska-serket:

shitthesignssay:

Aries- Grabs the nearest chainsaw and hacks that shit up

Taurus- Carefully carves the top off and bakes the seeds for a nice snack

Gemini- Comes up with 10,000 ideas, gets bored and executes none of them

Cancer- Isn’t allowed to use knives yet, angrily jabs at it with a spoon.

Leo- Stacks 3 pumpkins on top of one another and makes a giant pumpkin man

Virgo-Carves a traditional Jack-o-Lantern and places a candle inside

Libra- Rather than carve it, Libra paints it and repaints it every few days

Scorpio- Pulls out plans made in April, spends days in solitude making the perfect scary face

Sagittarius- “Accidentally” chops it in half, kicks it and throws it a the neighbors car

Capricorn- Has someone else do it for them, complains how much stress it caused them

Aquarius- Researches the entire background of pumpkin carving, decides to carve an eggplant because they’re under appreciated

Pisces – Carves it in early October, is upset when it rots before Halloween night

Homestucks where are you?

This needs to be a thing. Calling all Homestucks.

someone please illustrate this

This accurately portrays every single character omfg

You called?

WHEN THINGS GET ILLUSTRATED AND CITED PROPERLY AND I DON’T HAVE TO KILL ANYONE<3 

fieldbears:

I think every writer/artist has that one story/drawing that gets completely skipped over, and they’d never say it aloud, but inside they’re like

'fuck all y'all, that's one of the best things I've done'

plus one story/drawing that everyone loves

'really? that one?'

simplypotterheads:

Oh
my
god.

simplypotterheads:

Oh

my

god.

mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

actualashiok:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

when you’re in trouble there are four options:

stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent

apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)

defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back

answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)

like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything

cry

then get yelled at for crying

doingitdisneystyle:

oh-hai-its-lily:

rollad20andkissme:

madithefreckled:

I actually just looked this up and found out some interesting things.

Young MacGuffin speaks in a North East Doric dialect which obviously is hard to understand. Originally he was going to just speak gibberish but his voice actor, Kevin McKidd, suggested he try a few lines in Doric and Pixar loved it and kept it. Found a couple translations too, but only one of them applies to this gif set and that’s the third one after Merida gave her speech about letting them choose who they marry:

It’s just not fair making us fight for the hand of a girl who doesn’t want anything to do with it. You know?

OH MY GOD

this changes everything

ALL of the things.

religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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mishollins:

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

silentswirls:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

mishollins:

Finish the sentence: Do me 

a favor and do me

a favor

and fucking do me

a favour

and then after that you’re going to fucking do me

a favor

stirfriedawesomesauce:

memewhore:

sizvideos:

Video

Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.

Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

pleatedjeans:

via

0ci0:

"I read the manga before I watched the anime"

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