I hate most things BI


hexsaver:

hatsune miku could kick your ass so don’t make fun of her. my dad made fun of her and then she beat him up and now hatsune miku is my new dad.

faefriend:

I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

relahvant:

when someone eats the food you were saving in the fridge

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polople:

svveedlemonade:

get your shit together talisha

polople:

svveedlemonade:

get your shit together talisha

fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

rhymewithrachel:

where’s that ridiculous gay porn intro 

weskinboozing:

gnollengrom:

audreyii-fic:

thors smile

awwww-cute:

Took the cat out for a… sit

awwww-cute:

Took the cat out for a… sit

foxyplaydate:

"Minerva McGonagall Potter I named you after the bravest person at Hogwarts. "

"Dad you named me after a girl."

“Listen son you talk like that around McGonagall you’ll get your ass handed to you turned into a goblet and be forced to drink from it.”

everytimeipie:

angryseawitch:

do you know how fast i would buy that

I need this shirt so much

everytimeipie:

angryseawitch:

do you know how fast i would buy that

I need this shirt so much

marsatrix:

ultrafacts:

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There’s speculation, which is kind of creepy, that mirrors are actually a parallel universe. You’re literally looking at yourself in another universe, and they’re doing the exact same thing as you, and think the exact same things as you.
You can’t actually prove that it’s true, and you can’t prove that it’s not true, because if it is you in another universe, your reflection in the mirror will think and do exactly what you’re doing. Even if you try to trick yourself in the mirror to do something different, the other will think the same thing, and do the same as you, because they are you.

marsatrix:

ultrafacts:

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There’s speculation, which is kind of creepy, that mirrors are actually a parallel universe. You’re literally looking at yourself in another universe, and they’re doing the exact same thing as you, and think the exact same things as you.

You can’t actually prove that it’s true, and you can’t prove that it’s not true, because if it is you in another universe, your reflection in the mirror will think and do exactly what you’re doing. Even if you try to trick yourself in the mirror to do something different, the other will think the same thing, and do the same as you, because they are you.

kankri-komedy:

reasons why i love deadpool

kankri-komedy:

reasons why i love deadpool

skeletalroses:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

"Skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients"

skeletalroses:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

"Skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients"